you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
(Source: ryulongd, via frankkkiero)
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
(Source: ryulongd, via frankkkiero)
(Source: skillfultrap, via the-absolute-best-posts)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
(via fearliath)
(Source: mcpartymcfly, via out-gayed-myself)
BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
did you know male sea slugs cut off their own penis after sex and grow a new one for the next session
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
(via queenlafresia)
“You love someone, you open yourself up to suffering – that’s the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, or maybe you’ll break their heart and never be able to look at yourself in the same way. Those are the risks. The thought of losing so much control over personal happiness is unbearable. That’s the burden. Like wings, they have weight. We feel that weight on our backs but they are a burden that lifts us. A burden that allows us to fly.”
(Source: peppernights, via thirtyfortyfiftyyears)
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
(via thirtyfortyfiftyyears)
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
cRYING
(Source: needlebugz, via thirtyfortyfiftyyears)
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